There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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