wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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