wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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