i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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