Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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