i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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