I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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