we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We need a shit load of segways right now
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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