When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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