jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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