He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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