just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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