Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just google imaged poop.
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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