I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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