Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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