it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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