I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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