Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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