Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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