If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
