You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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