somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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