Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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