We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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