Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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