What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
