hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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