so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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