I heard we made out
kristin has been a bad kristin
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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