Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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