Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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