Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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