You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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