Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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