a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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