I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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