did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
its liver damage thursday
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