She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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