Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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