I want to stick my p in your. b.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You pole danced in your parka.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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