This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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