friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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