I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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