normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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