So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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