I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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