I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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