His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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