The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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