Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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