you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He did a backflip because drugs
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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