But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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