I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
