your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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