The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
